Time Killer II

What's Your Beer Personality?

***You Are Heineken***

You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

***You Were An Owl***

You are stealthy and secretive - no one knows the true you.
You are a seeker of freedom, and you are comfortable with your dark side.

Who Were You In High School?

***You are the popular Kid***

In high school, everyone knew your name - even if you didn't know theirs.

In fact, your still skating by on your looks and charm. Nothing wrong with that!

Kissing Purity Test

***Your Kissing Purity Score: 23% Pure***

For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

You're in a permanent lip lock.

What's Your Porn Star Name?

Karen Kung-fu Grip

Who Were You In a Past Life?

You Were: A Mute Viking.

Where You Lived: Quebec.

How You Died: Hung for treason.

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

***You Passed 8th Grade Science***

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!

How Selfish Are You?

It's all about you, all the time... even when it really shouldn't be about you.
In your opinion, the world should revolve around you. And you won't compromise on anything... out of principle!

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct!

The Simpsons Personality Test

***You are Barney***

You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

***Your Famous Last Words Will Be:***

I am leaving because I am bored.