Monday, January 30, 2006

Time Killer I

How Abnormal Are You?

***You Are 56% Abnormal***

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

***Your Lucky Underwear Is Red***

You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself.
You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed.

When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world.
So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!
How Evil Are You?

***You Are 74% Evil***

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

***You Are a Punk Rocker!***

When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge!

How Scary Are You?

***You Are Not Scary***

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

The Five Variable Love Test

***Your Five Variable Love Profile***

Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is low.
You see love as a gift that you should give to many.
It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time...
Let alone one person for the rest of your life!

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.

Independence:

Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

***You're An Alcoholic***

Time to go back to step one.

Thursday, January 5, 2006

Hang Over

It started when we were on the way to see the pyrrho dynamics show a few days before New Year. The traffic turns out to be diabolical, and so the three of us rolled down the window, played urbandub’s embrace to the notch, and amused ourselves by coming up with each best and worst of 2005.

WORST HANGOVER of 2005

Definitely New Year in Doha! How many times have I sworn off Tequila in my life? Countless! And yet, when Jose’s in front of me I just can’t say NO. That was such a nasty hangover it took me three days and a dozen or so of Gatorade to recover. And to think that alcohol is illegal in Doha.

Whilst we are still in the tequila talk, may I add last Christmas hangover as well. It took six bloody hours for the turkey to cook and so while waiting for lunch, we came up with this drinking game where one has to keep on drinking until one comes up with an answer. And my friend Frank makes the meanest strawberry daiquiri in town. He puts so much shit in there, you are safer drinking diesel. The last thing I remember before passing out was drinking tequila out of a flute glass and gulping it like as if it is champagne. A week later, I was sent the dry cleaning bill for the sheets I puked all over. Probably the most expensive hangover I will ever have.

BEST DRINKING SESSION of 2005

Pre-new years party! A bottle or two (or three?) of rhum, coke light and ice. Urbandub in the background. My best friends. And a whole night of dissing people we know, dissing people we don’t know, laughing our asses off, telling stories that has been told a thousand times, remembering the insignificant nits that fucked up our lives, basking in each other awesomeness, drinking ourselves into oblivion! Perfect moment.

BEST URBANDUB GIG of 2005

Their las gig in El Pueblo before they flew back to Cebu for the holidays. When Gabi sang Fraility, we raised our bottles to him he waved at us! We kick ass! But of course I have to ruin it for my friends when, after the gig, I went up to Gabi and chatted him up. My friends swore I scared the shit out of him that night, aside from the obvious fact he is half my height and has to look up to me when we talk, I told him I’m flying to Cebu. Must have raised his stalker alarm bells. Fuck, but he did rub my shoulders. I did not shower for two days.

WORST GIG of 2005

Urbandubs first album tour gig in Capones. I finished a bottle of rum at home and so fucking pissed even before I got there. I fought with the bouncer, I harassed my friends, I was too pissed to mosh. I had my first, and hopefully last, fight with Sam that night. I walked out on them and grab a cab home. It was such a bad trip. I was hating myself for a week after that.

As they say, shit happens for a reason. And I did learn a lesson from that night. Never drink alone. Be half sober when you go out on a gig. And don’t be a war freak. Ok ok theres nothing wrong with being a war freak just don’t take it on your friends. After all, that’s what waiters are for. (from then on, I only drink beer at capones. I’ll never know if that waiter remembers me and god knows what he can put in my rum coke)

BEST NON URBANDUB SONG of 2005

Dito Tayo sa Dilim by Pedicab. I have got to see Diego live!

BEST URBANDUB SONG OF 2005

Parked Car!! Nyt Sky!! Alone with you tonight!! Our song plays on Radio!

BEST RESTAURANT of 2005

Now this is the tough part. I’ve made quite a few discoveries this year but old favorites like Nuvo, L’opera, Wasabi and Le Souffle would always have a soft spot in my heart and, shall I add, my tummy. I had the pleasure of having dinner at Chef Laudico’s for my birthday and that night is pure magic. It was more than six months ago and yet I remember each dish like as if I had it yesterday. It is the little details that takes me: the cranberry vinaigrette that goes with foi gras salad was so innovative without being fusion, the lobster sauce reduction in the pasta of the surf and turf plate was bursting with flavour without overpowering the other entry in the dish, and the strawberry sorbet, aaaaaaaah the strawberry sorbet – blows my palate and mind away!

WORST RESTAURANT of 2005

You will never find me dining at the following places again:

Old Swiss Inn – overpriced (diner food but greenbelt pricetag), tacky interiors, poor service

Azurro – a bar pretending to be a restaurant. Supposedly fusion but hardly imaginative. And above all, they served me an off Foi gras, I returned the plate and still got charged for it. They did give me three free cream puffs with my coffee though.

Segafreddo – overpriced. Mediocre food. Puny serving. Cheap beer though.

BEST COMFORT FOOD FINDS of 2005

MiniStops Siopao

Thai BBQ’s Red Beef Curry

Chickenjoy (Classic)

WORST TRIP of 2005

Company summer trip to Bataan. Need I say more?

BEST TRIP of 2005

Palawan cruise last November.

BEST BUY of 2005

Ipod. Can’t live without it.

WORST STUPID THING I DID for 2005

Having an appendectomy which cost me an arm and a leg

BEST STUPID THING I DID for 2005

Going back home. Embracing the hopelessness of this country. Facing my ghost rather than running away from it. Giving up a dream, a chance for greatness for this mediocre numbing existence